Diamond Studios' first game is finally out!

Blast your way through 13 challenging waves in an effort to stop the evil Blurgs from taking over Galaxius. At the end, you'll find the pinnacle of Blurg tech: the Mothership. Destroy it and retake Galaxius... until we make a sequel. Sorry. 

SARCASTIC™ FEATURE LIST

• Extremely hard gameplay that is only fun sometimes
• 13 waves including a bossfight that no one has beaten yet
• Easy to learn yet infuriatingly hard to master
• Pulse mechanics are not intuitive
• High score saves... but only in the tab :(
• Training mode for all the noobs out there
• Frenzy mode if you like suffering
• Long boi lasers
• Sushi

HOW TO PLAY

The only buttons that work are:

• X - Shoot, can be held
• Z - Pulse. Depletes all your Energy Cores. The more Energy Cores you have when you Pulse, the more damage it does.
• Arrow keys - Move and dodge

CREDITS

A game by Diamond Studios:

• hex4
• TheShifter
• Winners Diamond
• 50%HUMAN

With music from Pico-8 Tunes Volume II by Gruber Music

Some code and assets from Lazy Devs Academy

And the wonderful PICO-8 game engine by Lexaloffle