Patch Zero

AS we approach release, we pushed a patch with some pre-launch features in the changelog below. We've also got some good news for you. First, the gud news:

THE WAIT IS OVERRRRRRRRR

Nothing (except severe balance issues) is wrong with this patch, according to our patented approach to testing called Sit Back And Watch Your Beta Testers Break The Game Then Get Them To Tell You How To Fix It. Release scheduled for Saturday, April 8th.

Changelog

• made some @TheShifter-approved art for the boss
• forgot to save @TheShifter- approved art for the boss
• made more art for the boss (AND SAVED)
• spent way too long trying to fix a bug
• boss now turns around on some stages
• updated gamepage with how-to-play and a Sarcastic™ feature list